Year: 2006
Genre: Gay Porn, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, muscles
Duration: 02:19:08
Director: Thor Stephans (a.k.a. Peter Goesinya)
Studio: All Worlds Video
Cast: Chad Farrell, Park Wiley, Stetson Gable, Jonathan West, Justin Dragon, Jason Crew, Anthony Shaw, Justin Wells, Cameron Fox and Dillon Press. Also featuring Vince Harrington, Lana Luster, Jazmine, Dan Cross and Thor Stephans in non-sexual roles.
It's bad news for a biker who is injured on a foul road, but the paramedics arrive just in time for the credits. Cameron Fox comes to a conclusion they have to hurry, since the "chap is in bad shape." CUT! Elfin director Vince Harrington is raging at Cameron for not knowing his lines and the central gimmick of "The Paramedics" is disclosed. It's a porn spoof of porn. With writer-director Thor Stephans at the helm, I would wait no thing less than non-stop hilarity, and that's just what ensues. He fires venomous darts at everybody in the industry, but lovingly coats em with gobs of laughable playgirl. Using a cast of models beyond perfection, this guy doesn't let the sex doesn't acquire totally lost in the talky soapy spectacle. There's room sufficiently in this epic for anything.
Hassled Vince has other problems. Producer Dan Cross (playing himself) finds 2 of the models don't have IDs and studio owner Dillon Press has the hots for Cameron Fox, which is getting in the way. Those models out of I WOULD are Park Wiley and Chad Farrell, who are discovered in an ambulance getting in on out of cameras rolling. In his defense, Chad does have a "gym card," and their coke-snorting agent (an unbilled and amusing Thor Stephans himself) is no aid. Not caring for IDs or shooting schedules, the studs are bent on getting it on. "Can't u cum twice?" Park baits Chad previous to going down on him. Park rattles off a deep-throat of tall brunet Chad's schlong with excellent simplicity. Chad then takes his turn, going for a head-twister oral job. The pecker that fits in Park's throat so well does just the same in his wazoo, with Chad, veins popping out all over, showing rabid attention to the admirable plug. Park's ride works just as well and doesn't end until this guy cums. Chad then has a nice discharged all over his abs. There are 2 comical "interviews" with the dudes after this scene where they remember it happening in 2 very different ways.
Dillon is not merely worried about Cameron (and Vince chastises him that "it's not very professional, sweetie, to fuck with the models") but too the budget and the all-important corporalist tapes. This leads into an "interview" with Vince, where this guy admits this guy "got sidetracked into making fuck films," rather than using his theater degree. Vince, sporting a dressing gown and riding crop, shows 2 highly hunky real-life paramedics around the set whilst P.A. Kyle Lewis salivates over those 2 gods. Meanwhile, star Justin Dragon is complaining about having to do a dialogue scene with Lana Luster and the bottom hasn't shown up! Oh, and Lana? Well, the Vince Harrington-look-a-like is busy in the dressing room trying on wigs ("also Barbara Stanwyck" is the golden-haired one, "likewise Susan Hayward" is the red one, but the black Ava Gardner suits her). And producer Dan? All that guy can complain about is "lengthy, lengthy scripts."
Format: AVI
Video: 640x480 (1.33:1), 23.976 fps, XviD 1.1 beta 1 (build 38) ~988 kbps avg, 0.13 bit/pixel
Audio: 44.100 kHz, MPEG Layer 3, 2 ch, ~128.00 kbps avg
File size: 998 MB
File size: 998.5 MB
