Produced in: 2006
Country: USA
Genre: muscles, anal, fellatio sex
Duration: 2 hour 19 min
Director: Thor Stephans (a.k.a. Peter Goesinya)
Actors:
Chad Farrell, Park Wiley, Stetson Gable, Jonathan West, Justin Dragon, Jason Crew, Anthony Shaw, Justin Wells, Cameron Fox and Dillon Press. Also featuring Vince Harrington, Lana Luster, Jazmine, Dan Cross and Thor Stephans in non-sexual roles.
Description:
It's bad news for a biker who is injured on a foul road, but the paramedics arrive just in time for the credits. Cameron Fox resolves they have to hurry, since the "boy is in bad shape." CUT! Elfin director Vince Harrington is raging at Cameron for not knowing his lines and the central gimmick of "The Paramedics" is disclosed. It's a porn spoof of porn. With writer-director Thor Stephans at the helm, I would await no thing less than non-stop hilarity, and that's just what ensues. He fires venomous darts at everybody in the industry, but lovingly coats em with gobs of laughable hottie. Using a cast of models beyond perfection, this chab doesn't let the sex doesn't acquire absolutely lost in the talky soapy spectacle. There's room sufficiently in this epic for anything.
Hassled Vince has other problems. Producer Dan Cross (playing himself) finds 2 of the models don't have IDs and studio owner Dillon Press has the hots for Cameron Fox, which is getting in the way. Those models out of I WOULD are Park Wiley and Chad Farrell, who are discovered in an ambulance getting in on out of cameras rolling. In his defense, Chad does have a "gym card," and their coke-snorting agent (an unbilled and amusing Thor Stephans himself) is no aid. Not caring for IDs or shooting schedules, the studs are bent on getting it on. "Can't u cum twice?" Park baits Chad in advance of going down on him. Park rattles off a deep-throat of tall brunet Chad's schlong with excellent simplicity. Chad then takes his turn, going for a head-twister oral-service. The dong that fits in Park's face hole so well does just the same in his a-hole, with Chad, veins popping out all over, showing rabid attention to the nice plug. Park's ride works just as well and doesn't end until this chab cums. Chad then has a nice discharged all over his abs. There are 2 comical "interviews" with the chaps after this scene where they remember it happening in 2 very different ways.
Dillon is not merely worried about Cameron (and Vince chastises him that "it's not very professional, sweetie, to fuck with the models") but too the budget and the all-important slaver tapes. This leads into an "interview" with Vince, where that guy admits this guy "got sidetracked into making fuck films," rather than using his theater degree. Vince, sporting a dressing gown and riding crop, shows 2 highly hunky real-life paramedics around the set during the time that P.A. Kyle Lewis salivates over those 2 gods. Meanwhile, star Justin Dragon is complaining about having to do a dialogue scene with Lana Luster and the bottom hasn't shown up! Oh, and Lana? Well, the Vince Harrington-look-a-like is busy in the dressing room trying on wigs ("also Barbara Stanwyck" is the blond one, "also Susan Hayward" is the red one, but the black Ava Gardner suits her). And producer Dan? All that guy can complain about is "lengthy, lengthy scripts."
Video quality: DVDRip
Video Format: AVI
Video Codec: XviD
Audio Codec: MP3
Video: 640x480 (1.33:1), 23.976 fps, XviD 1.1 beta 1 (build 38) ~988 kbps avg, 0.13 bit/pixel
Audio: 44.100 kHz, MPEG Layer 3, 2 ch, ~128.00 kbps avg
File size: 998.4 MB
