The high priestess of porn Chi Chi LaRue puts a wicked spin on the popular flick Gladiator and the results are sexy and wet sufficiently to appease insatiable Caesar himself.

Billy Herrington - devilishly gracious, roughly scruffy and athletic like a brick shithouse - is the mightiest gladiator in Rome. No chap can beat him. No chap can resist him. And no jock has ever felt the taut clench of his virgin gap.

He too bears greater quantity than a passing resemblance to a certain Oscar-winning hunk from Oz (whose name I won’t mention for fear of being beaten up. (Oops, did I just give it away?)

After his latest bout, Gladiator is led back to his cell, where his villein lad (luscious beefsteak Tom Katt) lovingly tends to his wounds, bathes him and strips him. As Slaveboy washes Gladiator’s dangling meat, the 2 ogling Centurions outside bust into the cell, toss the villein aside and have a go at Gladiator themselves. They share engulfing chores on Gladiator’s magnificent penis, and then Gladiator tastes some Centurion dong. Gladiator and the cuter, younger Centurion (Andel) every have a go at hole-humping the hunkier aged Centurion (Trent Cougar).

Later, Billy the Gladiator watches 2 other gladiators (Tino Lopez and Casey Williams) acquire it on orally and anally in the contrary cell.

Gladiator is eventually summoned to Caesar’s palace and ordered to indulge his raunchy appetites with the other sexy toga-wearing chaps in the throne room. Caesar (played by Blake Harper with a precious touch of imperiousness) presides over a smoldering five-way that too includes Colton Ford, Nino Bacci and Jay Ross, all finely fit and naturally unshaved in all the proper places.

As Nino and Jay worship Gladiator’s body and take up with the tongue each inch of his perspired flesh, Caesar is receiving noisy, slurpy head from diabolically hawt newcomer (Mr. All Worlds Bear 2001 Winner) Colton. Unconcerned with the notion of the Emperor figuratively getting on his royal knees, Caesar takes a gobbling mouthful of Colton’s ample dong. (By the way, Colton and Blake are currently real life paramours and their onscreen heat is quite combustible.)

Colton leaves Caesar alone on the throne so this guy can wrap his booty around Billy’s spectacular meat poker. But Caesar isn’t alone for lengthy, as Jay takes a firm seat on the Emperor’s palpitating scepter. But it indeed takes a beefy ass-slamming to appease voracious Caesar, who rides Colton’s big dick enthusiastically.

Gladiator, meanwhile, dumps a load of hawt sex cream on Nino’s back and licks some of it back up. Then Caesar taunts Gladiator, promising that if this chab remains unconquered in the arena the next day, Caesar will nonetheless conquer his virgin booty the following night and that this guy should prepare to be humiliated and abased accordingly.

Back in the cell, Gladiator and Slaveboy lastly profess their love for every other and, to nullify Caesar’s nefarious intention to steal Gladiator’s anal chastity, Gladiator freely suggests it to Slaveboy right then and there.With the words “Take my manhood,” perpetual top Herrington makes porno history, lastly becoming a hungry bottom on film. With some appropriate grunting, groaning and squirming, Herrington proficiently accommodates Katt’s immense tool, pretty soon begging to be slammed harder and harder and harder!

Needless to say, if Gladiator had had a small in number moments like this,
I wouldn’t be so snarkily derisive of it is dubious Oscar victory.

Chi Chi orchestrates the volcanic raunchy extravagance here with his typically keen eye for flashy shots and opulent costumes and scenery. Given that this is a “period” piece, LaRue earns snaps for making a little go a lengthy way. Granted, this one’s not exactly a low-budget affair, but LaRue’s chic command manages to up the production value. Though some glaring anachronisms put the film within a hair’s breadth of corniness (i.e., modern sandals and tattoos, bikini-brief tan lines, 21st century speech and, of course, the strict use of latex), the boisterous irreverence for a certain self-important gladiator flick is contagious. Hail Caesar!

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