Release Year: 2006
Cast: Arpad Miklos, Derrick Hanson, Derrick Vinyard, Jamie Donovan, Kevin Brown, Luca DiCorso, Manuel Torres, Zackary Pierce, Billy Masters, Bruce Vilanch, Chi Chi LaRue
Genres: Muscle, Oral, Anal, Kissing, Cumshot, Rimming, Tattoo
Video language: English
"Fucking with the Stars" fares less well as a send-up of the similarly-named TV show than as an opportunity for Coco LaChine and Chi Chi LaRue to do their comic turns. LaChine and crew go for absolute broke and end up being as much a part of the pleasure as the actual fucking. As far as prizes go, a fat, silver spray-painted sex toy that's studded with gewgaws may not be worth coveting. But the notoriety that comes along with being crowned star fucker is some other matter. Four porn stars are coupled with a counterpart. Here is where the "Dancing with the Stars" tie-in doesn't quite work. It's not ever clear just who is supposed to be the seasoned "dancer" and who is the celebrity brought in for ratings. In the end, does it indeed matter? The introductory antics in porn comedies, here hosted by the pleasing LaChine, is smth I usually acquire quickly bored with. Not here. The 3 judges: director Chi Chi LaRue, gossip columnist Billy Masters, and jack-of-all-trades Bruce Vilanch, appeared to be to totally go along with the conceit of an on-air talent competition, and though the jabs and jibes were all also scripted, their execution of the scripted remarks went over well. The 1st of the contestants is the darling Kevin Brown, a twink whose aw-shucks sweetness appears to be entirely likewise genuine to be a put-on. And like the other hopefuls who pursue, Kevin does a seductive strip-tease for the judges in advance of the real performance acquires underway. After shaking his money-maker in their faces (nearly putting Vilanch into coronary arrest) Kevin makes his way to a perfectly concentric sofa onstage. Putting me in mind of a circus ring, it appeared to be the flawless place to be if you're plan to be scored on how well u perform in the sack. And was there ever a greater amount cunning display than Kevin ass-up on a circular ottoman? He's joined by his partner, Zackary Pierce, who treats our guy to a gentle massage previous to flipping him over and latching onto his prick. Kevin loses a not many points for eye contact (at times this guy transports himself right out of the scene by keeping his eyes clamped shut or throwing a forearm over his brow) but compensates with a scorching 69. And this pup not at any time loses his wood when Zackary bonks him on his back, gloriously showcasing his one-of-a-kind sunburst tattoo. Moments after Kevin blows his load, that guy appears previous to the judge's panel in a easy white terrycloth robe, the sound of canned applause sparkling beneath, an awesome opportunity for Bruce Vilanch to receive off a hardly any witty zingers. The groundwork is laid for a hardly any running gags, the evaluation of every successive models' performance is always the same dizzy-headed reiterate of a not many meaningless phrases and the judges always give the exact same scores.
Format: mp4
Duration: 1:53:16
Video: 720x544, AVC (H.264), 2029kbps
Audio: 124kbps
File size: 1.8 GB
