Release Year: 2006
Cast: Arpad Miklos, Derrick Hanson, Derrick Vinyard, Jamie Donovan, Kevin Brown, Luca DiCorso, Manuel Torres, Zackary Pierce, Billy Masters, Bruce Vilanch, Chi Chi LaRue
Genres: Muscle, Oral, Anal, Kissing, Cumshot, Rimming, Tattoo
Video language: English
Four porn stars are coupled with a counterpart. Here is where the "Dancing with the Stars" tie-in doesn't quite work. It's not at any time clear just who is supposed to be the seasoned "dancer" and who is the celebrity brought in for ratings. In the end, does it indeed matter? The introductory antics in porn comedies, here hosted by the enjoyable LaChine, is smth I usually acquire quickly bored with. Not here. The 3 judges: director Chi Chi LaRue, gossip columnist Billy Masters, and jack-of-all-trades Bruce Vilanch, appeared to be to absolutely go along with the conceit of an on-air talent competition, and though the jabs and jibes were all also scripted, their execution of the scripted remarks went over well. The 1st of the contestants is the darling Kevin Brown, a twink whose aw-shucks sweetness appears to be entirely likewise genuine to be a put-on. And like the other hopefuls who pursue, Kevin does a seductive strip-tease for the judges previous to the real performance acquires underway. After shaking his money-maker in their faces (nearly putting Vilanch into coronary arrest) Kevin makes his way to a perfectly concentric sofa onstage. Putting me in mind of a circus ring, it appeared to be the flawless place to be if you're plan to be scored on how well u perform in the sack. And was there ever a greater quantity cunning display than Kevin ass-up on a circular couch? He's joined by his partner, Zackary Pierce, who treats our chap to a gentle massage previous to flipping him over and latching onto his prick. Kevin loses a small in number points for eye contact (at times this guy transports himself right out of the scene by keeping his eyes clamped shut or throwing a forearm over his brow) but compensates with a scorching 69. And this pup not at any time loses his wood when Zackary copulates him on his back, gloriously showcasing his one-of-a-kind sunburst tattoo. Moments after Kevin blows his load, this guy appears previous to the judge's panel in a easy white terrycloth robe, the sound of canned applause sparkling under, an outstanding opportunity for Bruce Vilanch to receive off a scarcely any witty zingers. The groundwork is laid for a small in number running gags, the evaluation of every successive models' performance is always the same dizzy-headed reiterate of a scarcely any meaningless phrases and the judges always give the exact same scores. With every successive film I watch Manuel Torres in, I become greater quantity and greater quantity unglued. A hirsute fireplug with a penchant for spit-soaked pig sex, his heavy-handed bump-and-grind routine made me blush. Watching him tease his own foreskin, all I could think about was sniffing his stripper pole. Derrick Hanson receives a healthy whiff of Manuel's gazoo and a small in number unfathomable sucks on Manny's aperture when Manuel sits on his face. The rimming's mutual and by the time those 2 are finished tasting every other, they're shiny with sweat. Derrick should acquire a prize just for withstanding Manuel's full-on fuck. The cum-shot that closes this vignette, Manuel standing over Derrick's shoulder and shooting streams of jism over one flexing pec, is stunning. But of all the participants cornholing for the grand title, I was majority envious of Luca DiCorso. I'd have to bend out on this one, as I'd surely fail to be fair and impartial judging Arpad Miklos. Arpad brings out the very superlatively good in Luca, starting with a ardent roll around the daybed, spiked with unfathomable kisses. Watching Luca peel off Arpad deliciously taut undies, freeing his pulsing uncut masterpiece? Heaven, sheer heaven. Things merely escalate from there. For majority of the time they spend jointly, performing for the judges, Luca is curled up onto his shoulder blades, Arpad's thick tongue up his crack or his throat engulfing the life from his rod. Forget the studded sex-toy -- this is the real prize! Arpad's prick buried unfathomable took some getting used to but one time Luca discovered his rhythm, he's a shoo-in for 1st place, due in no petite part to his scene partner.
Format: mp4
Duration: 1:53:16
Video: 720x544, AVC (H.264), 2029kbps
Audio: 124kbps
File size: 1.8 GB
