Release Year: 1999
Cast: Antonio Suave, Brock Dylan, Chip Noll, Derec Hardman, Jordan Austin, T.J. Slater, Curt Baldwin, Kyle Stevens, Jay Heiss
Genres: All Sex, Anal, Oral, Muscle
Video language: English
These generally cute chaps are plucked, waxed, tweezed, electrolysis-ized, Naired, trimmed, bald... heck, they’re just plain smooth, even in their armpits for heaven’s sake. (I couldn’t tell if we were being offered a Barbie doll/plastic body fetish, what with the hairlessness trend here.) And though surrounded by the dry, sun-drenched desert, those buff studs are not ever thonged for moisture!
Looking younger than ever, Noll kicks things off by giving his buddy a roadside oral-sex, which degenerates into a threeway when a stranger in overalls appears from nowhereseville. How Brigadoon! Noll ends up getting it but priceless in his hungry asspit. The scene’s marvelous hawt and Noll busts a major load, nourishing the sands with his sea-salt.
Now relieved, but stuck with a broken down ride, the three-some make way to a lone repair shop. Of course, there’s much greater quantity act down the line like a super-drooly oral-job, an outdoor musclehunk buttfuck which lasts half a forever, a shower, cum coating, and greater quantity.
The dialogue is mundane even for a porno, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The cumshots are usually played twice. And the direction is indeed restrained and visually lingering, with a priceless quiet atmosphere even when the sex acquires slurpy and loud.
While these sands have looked more excellent they’ve too looked much worse. Desert Pick-Up is a worthwhile pick-me-up
Video: 720x540, AVC (H.264), 1951kbps
File size: 1.2 GB