Release Year: 2001
Cast: Damian Ford, Jason Branch, Jay Bergman, Joey Russo, Matt Bradshaw, Sam Dixon, Steve Ross
Genres: Muscle, Oral, Anal, giving a kiss, Cumshot, Rimming, Costume, Group, Tattoo
Video language: English

Writer/director Tony Alizzi and his cast of sexually excited anthropologists are in search of the fabled missing link in Darwin's evolutionary line betwixt apes and humans. What they discover is MSR neverseen Joey Russo, making a powerful debut, as the half-man, all-hard title character.
While the quest was on for the missing link, Alizzi and his production crew should have been searching for the missing microphones. The sound is terrible. The dialog - much of which is scientific and theological jargon - is often totally unintelligible. For the majority part, that's a priceless thing. The reality of a sextet of porn stars jabbering about the far-reaching religious and ethical implications of stud-napping Russo and transporting him back to the states is beyond ludicrous.
When the cast isn't mumbling ho-hum hokum, they action like the ho chaps we await em to be. Jason Branch and his current real-life boyfriend, Steve Ross, turn a cage they've set up to trap the wildman into a type of modified magnificence gap. Ross is a rock hard bottom who of course knows his way around Branch's pole. Ross takes Branch up his hungry gap, and Branch pounds him valuable and hard. He pulls out and discharges a load on Ross's bubble arse. Ross releases his own trickling load, and Branch discharges a second, even larger cum rocket. While they steam up the jungle with their engulfing, rimming and fucking, we watch that they are being watched. Russo's intensive eyes are taking in the act, and we can tell he's making mental notes.
During the night, Russo sneaks into the campsite and swipes the men's bag of private supplies. He learns quickly. Mansex is wonderful. Safe mansex with water-based lube and condoms is more good. Thankfully, Russo doesn't look much like an apeman. He greater quantity closely resembles a cross betwixt the classic paintings of Jesus and the film pictures of Tarzan - after a day at a trendy LA hair salon.
Matt Bradshaw and Damian Ford go into the jungle following a trail of Russo's footprints. They pause lengthy sufficiently to put on a show for peeping-link Russo. Despite Bradshaw's tireless efforts, Ford is unable to will any life into his corpulent, veiny donkey knob, leaving him Homo Non-Erectus for almost any of the scene.
The group resolves to use humpy Ross as bait to nab Russo. In no time, Russo pops out from behind Ross, and his subrigid 10-pounder pops out of his loincloth. Russo face copulates Ross in a hardly any poses, making use of strategically placed boulders and other set pieces of convenient heights. Nonverbal Russo is plenty vocal with his grunts and moans. This bungle in the jungle is a bunghole that is drilled full.
Russo is captured. Then Sam Dixon, playing the member of the expedition representing the Vatican (don't ask,) sets Russo free afresh, albeit briefly. Branch presses his dick down Dixon's mouth to castigate him for his transgressions. The rest of the hunky goo addicts receive into a sexy group scene, with Russo taking center stage. Dixon acquires overspread with cum, with the final strong blast coming from Russo.
The MSR slogan is "Where the hottest males are always pigs." Alizzo should have left the brainy dialog to PBS and let his athletic cast acquire down to the business of wild pig sex. When that happens - like the scenes with Branch and Ross and, later, with Russo and Ross - the results leave all of us Homos Erectus.


Format: avi
Duration: 1:46:01
Video: 684x472, AVC (H.264), 1816kbps
Audio: 250kbps

File size: 1.6 GB