So u like words for the male member that start with P do u? Well, I can do much more excellent. Try those on for size: Packet, Percy, Peter, Panhandle, Pant Hamster, Pintle, Pods, Plonker, Putz, Pant Pirate, Poker, Privates, Pud, Pork Sword, Porridge Gun, Pocket Rocket, Purple Headed Womb Broom.
Oh, and pudendum is too perfectly acceptable. Enough?
The offering from director Murphy is faux reality porn, in which a bunch of camcorder-toting jockey chaps cruise the streets of Montreal looking for other youthful chaps to score with. Couldnt be simpler!
First up Magic Mike and ally Johny 5 zoom their lens onto campy Kevin (a.k.a. Tudick Bottom) as they tromp throughout the snowy streets. They ask if this guy desires five fingers up his booty.
Tudick is pleased to participate, especially as his topper will be the ballsy pecker Johny. But I swear to God, if 2 giggling complete strangers with a handycam came up to me and asked if I wanted five fingers up my gazoo, Id have stuck that camera str8 up their own buttcheeks followed by my fist! Howd u like em five fingers?
Back in the apartment, Johnny Blaze is awaiting and Tudick is about to have enjoyment. Two Johnnies for the price of none! Blaze receives on the receiving end of some very professional irrumation from the 2 studs in advance of Tudick proves this chab is no usual bottom. Hes SuperBottom and is so hungry for their uncut jocks this chab takes em all over their apartment. The a-hole that knows no bounds takes the one and the other up there at one time in advance of the exhausted Blaze runs for cover, leaving Tudick and Johny 5 to end their megafuck with Tudick drinking as much juvenile knob juice as they can supply! Can u think of a more excellent way to warm up a cold winters day?
The snow has melted and Mike is back pounding the streets with beautiful ally Italian Pat. They pick up pony-tailed Mad Maxx and persuade him to participate in the sordid joy. Nice people those Canucks. Maxxs body isnt that great but await untill u watch that uncut lengthy ramrod! Pats eyes nearly pop out on stalks, and that guy does his most good to gulp it entire. Pats Italian Pastrami is as equally attractive as the Canadians Bacon and every takes a turn getting em very soaked. Maxx takes it over the couch, and the 2 fellows perform a very inventive, energetic foxtrot. Pat manages to engulf the golden-haired guy in advance of the 2 flip-flop briefly. The performance ends as the 2 juvenile stars-to-be spit their batter over every others now empty ballbags.
Mike hits the street once more, but this time he is left his cute allies at home, bringing Jesse Ferrari with him this time. (Its like Slater leaving Zack behind and hanging out with Screech instead.) Thats a reference to the old Saved by the Bell TV show, for these whove not at any time seen it. They pick up a bespectacled, bookish golden-haired with terrible teeth. And he is not English. Turns out his name is Dildo Chris - and guess what he is got in his backpack! Chris resolves he is game for everything and ends up in Ferraris hotel room with a tube of Cherry flavored Anal-Ese for company. Tattooed Ferrari (terrible accent) lubes up Chriss shufty-hole and teases it with a purple jelly vibrator. Jesus it is always the quiet ones! Ferraris penis replaces the toy and they briefly fuck previous to a freaked-out Chris acquires a gobful of Ferrari oil.
Finally we are back with Johny 5 and Mike as they pick up a cute French chap in their apartment laundromat. Luckily, Frenchie Phil Me Up understands the International Language of Sodomy and is bending over and accommodating his recent Canadian pal.
Great movie. Finally, a Generation X movie that did not make me feel like it was stripping the enamel from my teeth. Most of the studs are nice-looking doable, also. (But next time I demand to watch Magic Mike put the camera down and acquire undressed Penis Pecker Prick. Perfect.
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