Release Year: 2026
Studio: SayUncle
Cast: Eddie Patrick, Archer Black
Genres: anal, bareback, orall-service, facial, fingering, homo, hunk, orall-service, porn, rimming, smooth

In all my years as a security guard, I've not at any time seen anyone steal a cucumber! Groceries, I understand, but a cucumber? Teenagers do all kinds of things to masturbate, so I wouldn't have been shocked if that's what that guy wanted it for. I've seen worse. In fact, the second I pictured him poking it inside his gazoo, my pecker got rock-hard. Right on time for the deepest cavity search I've ever done. Just as I thought, his ass was round and merry, and his constricted anal opening was begging to receive destroyed. That's when I knew that, maybe, if that guy showed me how unfathomable this chab could put that cucumber in his mouth and his booty, I wouldn't call the cops.

Format: mp4
Duration: 29:55
Video: 1920x1080, AVC (H.264), 2390kbps
Audio: 125kbps

File size: 553.1 MB