And wicked gurls need love also!

Blue Blake, a guy countryman of mine, is well aware of the bar room joke that I’ll Americanize here: What’s the difference betwixt a str8 stud and a bi-sexual? About ten beers. Blake likes the conversion dream that straights can be turned. They can’t. Straight guys are str8 males. If u even fantasize about one more chap the Kinsey report's got your number. Herewith, Straight Bodybuilders Do.

So, let’s humor Blake and have a fun his 5th directorial offering. Seven biggest muscleguys (some familiar faces on ever expanding bodies) acquire buck-nekkid for your joy. OKAY, I’m going to stop right there. I personally don’t date body builders cuz I’m a “feather the nest” sort of chap, and during the time that they look sexy in the here-and-now-and-altogether, God in his infinite wisdom and twisted sense of humor created this fabulous thing called middle-aged-spread. We’re all intend to receive overweight, but those men already got two-hundred lbs. on me.

Blonde twink Jordan teases Dulce with his boyish a-hole. Not sure what exactly constitutes those studs being str8 - maybe the bad hairdos? Dulce grapples with his conscience (and underpants) previous to this guy throws caution to the wind, ordering Jordan to work greater quantity and greater amount fingers up his boytwat previous to Jordan finds a conveniently big sex-toy to push up there instead. (He finds this on the floor of a str8 man’s abode Dulce helps send the final remaining inches to the recent alimentary home sending Jordan into overdrive and spattering precum everywhere. Second course arrives in the shape of Dulce’s overweight brown veiny sausage, which Jordan worships, in advance of making his eyes water with a very expert rimjob. Jordan bottoms expertly making his hunk buddy spurt all over.

Now, where are the str8 bodybuilders who do? Aha, here’s one in the shape of reward winning (doesn’t say what reward - maybe this guy got 3rd prize in a spelling bee) Russian Sergei, who’s been bodybuilding for ten years. Guess this guy had to do smth one time the tractor factory closed. He tells us all about how this guy likes "petite lay-deez." Oh dear. Well, that guy flexes and positions in advance of whipping out his wonderful Moscow Mule.

At this point I’m guessing str8 bodybuilders don’t. It’s the homosexual ones who do, as athletic punky chap O’Hara (debuting here but since making a name for himself) and Hawke receive str8 down to all sorts of gayness frowned upon by many of today’s religious leaders. These 2 take time giving every other great blowjobs and ass-licks (which makes a change from the 1st scene where Jordan was doing all the work) in advance of Hawke gives a decision to bottom, f orcing O’Hara to discharge his hawt nuts all over his tattooed chest.

Another solo, this time from boxer Rock, whom, while pale and dull in this episode is much more good in Blake’s Hard as Rock. Still, that manpork looks damned palatable.

Again we dive into one more duett (with no set-ups how can we indulge in our hetero-conversion dreams anew featuring the worthy O’Hara, this time with guy indecent blond Miller, struggling to gulp his mate’s biggest wang (the secret is breath control and relaxation). Luckily O’Hara is much more good, producing enormous breathing and ribald talk from his partner! Miller enjoys his rimjob and carries on with the bottoming duties as O’Hara does some other of his now renowned frenetic fuckjobs. I secretly hoped that O’Hara would be bottoming, but hey, maybe next Christmas.

We are reintroduced to Dulce in the last scene, who informs us that guy is 100% str8, but one time in a during the time that that guy cant live without to fuck studs (and it took Jordan, what, all of five seconds to entice this stud so I’m guessing he’s indeed about 98% str8. He admits that guy loves "beeg teetties" – hey, I’m 100% Martha and I like em also. I just love most of all em on a Benny Hill level. But I digress; the last scene sees Dulce putting Hawke throughout a workout. Hawke admits that guy cant live without getting screwed by str8 studs so guess your fantasies are intend to come true. Hawke seduces him in about 2 seconds flat and is rewarded with Dulce’s tongue down his face hole. Guess Dulce liked Hawke’s beeg teetties but one time afresh it’s left for the homo fellow to do all the blowing, rimming, and bottoming.

Straight Bodybuilders Do is not Blake’s most excellent. Dulce and Moscow are one as well as the other comic book massive and look like they are well on their way to their 1st heart attack. And this is the twenty-first century: I thought we all stopped lusting after str8 lads in the eighties.


-- Froufrou A. Gogo

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